Little ‘Shop of Horrors: “Tarpe Diem”

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Welcome back to 48 Minutes of Hell’s Little ‘Shop of Horrors, a weekly segment wherein I take Spurs-related tweets and turn them into terrifying Photoshop abominations. In today’s installment, Danny Green takes his talents to Broadway, and Tim Duncan takes his fashion to new depths. Thanks to Spurs guard Danny Green and, uh, somebody called “Oh Holy Butt” for the tweets. Enjoy, friends.

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  • Suave Groove

    Glorious! Exactly how I imagine Duncan daydreaming in front of a river.

  • Dapimp Ofdayear

    It’d be nice to see more consistent El Conclusions.